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Things that make me happy

  • The golden hour
  • Making someone laugh
  • A teacher complimenting me on my work
  • Getting to wear fresh outfits
  • When there is an official acoustic version of a song I like available to stream
  • When people let me speak and don’t interrupt me (yeah I am not used to this)
  • When people are open minded and listen
  • When you can see the moon in the daylight
  • Strangers smiling at me
  • Seeing pretty women on the street
  • Reading on the bus
  • A movie being as good or better than I expected
  • Understanding a reference someone makes
  • Recognizing other queer people on the street

Favorite media tropes

  • Best Friends to Lovers
  • Love Triangle (done right)
  • Childhood Friend Romance
  • Homoerotic Subtext
  • Bisexual Love Triangle
  • Gaysngt
  • Playing Cyrano
  • I Want My Beloved to Be Happy
  • I Will Find You
  • Only Friend
  • Jerk With a Heart of Gold
  • Bittersweet Ending (done right)
  • What The Hell, Hero?
  • Interspecies Romance
  • Ambiguously Gay (when it's interesting and done with taste)

Favorite childhood memories

  • My childhood best friend (M)’s dad teaching me how to ride a bike
  • Watching older Nick sitcoms at 4 in the morning during summer vacation
  • Watching Camp Lakebottom and Dipper’s Guide to the Unexplained before going to school
  • Taking silly pictures on Webcam Toy with my favorite cousin for hours
  • My elementary school English (ESL) teacher sending congratulatory notes to my parents because I did very good in her subject (Her name was Lucía and I hope she’s doing well)
  • My mom surprise picking me up from school to go to the theater
  • Performing Michael Jackson songs for my grandpa, and playing Rubamazzetto (Italian card game) with him
  • Watching TV with my grandma while she scratched my back
  • My parents scolding me for having the Wrecking Ball and California Girls music videos saved on my dad's computer and setting up parental controls on Youtube (this was not fun for me at the moment cause I didn't understand what was so wrong, now I think they were exaggerating greatly, but it's also very funny.)
  • That one summer I went to my friend (M)’s house for 3 days straight to play in her pool
  • My friend (G)’s slumber birthday party (that my parents didn’t let me stay for, but I still had a good time)
  • Talking to this girl, the first girl I ever had a crush on, through Instagram DM, and her sending me a picture of her with a Finn Wolfhard tshirt on (no need to tell you what year it was or how old we were I guess)

Favorite Taylor Swift performances

  • Cornelia Street at the City of Lover one-off concert in Paris
  • Blank Space at the Grammy Museum
  • Drops of Jupiter (Train cover) on the Speak Now Tour
  • Betty at the 2020 Grammys
  • Can’t Stop Loving You (Phil Collins cover) on the Live Lounge
  • Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls with John Rzeznik at the Speak Now Tour
  • Change at the 2010 Academy of Country Music Awards
  • Loml x Don’t You mashup at the Eras Tour (Munich. Night #2)
  • The City (The 1975 cover) at the At Their Very Best (The 1975 2023 tour)
  • Shake It Off at Tight Ends & Friends TEU event

Things that piss me off

  • “That one friend that’s too woke”
  • “Why do you have to bring politics into it?”
  • “You don’t owe anyone anything”
  • People misrepresenting a piece of fiction for a joke, for brownie points, to seem clever or just because they don’t remember or understand what they watched
  • NLOGs and the people who try to say any girl who is proud of not fitting into patriarchal stereotypes is an NLOG
  • When people reject the word "lesbian" for whatever reason
  • Every discourse that takes place on Twitter
  • Shitty video essays
  • Obnoxious men
  • Girls with obnoxious boyfriends
  • People talking during a class.
  • Bad dialogue in movies

Tropes I detest

  • Love Triangle (when done wrong, which is rather often)
  • Ambiguously Gay (when it's played for laughs)
  • Bait and Switch Lesbians
  • Manic Pixie Dream Girl
  • Babies Ever After
  • Gay Best Friend (most of the times)
  • If It's You, It's Okay
  • Lampshading
  • Spicy Latina

Favorite Vines (in no particular order)

  • “Look at all those chickens!”
  • “What does that say, Anaya?”
  • “Road work ahead?”
  • “Mind yo business, David!”
  • “Hahaha, I do that.”
  • “Would anyone like some stew?”
  • “Merry crisis.”
  • “I thought you were American.”
  • “No off topic questions”
  • “Did someone say something?”
  • “Why you always lyin?”
  • “And they were roommates!”
  • “Now you sing!”
  • “I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger.”

Favorite songs that aren't on streaming

  • Steamroller by Phoebe Bridgers
  • Through the Trees by Low Shoulder (from Jennifer’s Body)
  • Radar by Phoebe Bridgers
  • Killer EP (2014 Version) by Phoebe Bridgers
  • You All Over Me (Original 2008 version) by Taylor Swift
  • Me and Britney by Taylor Swift

Things I find attractive in girls

  • Being lesbian
  • Gender non-conformity
  • Raspy voice
  • Lots of moles
  • Round face
  • Body hair
  • Compassionate and patient
  • Medium bust size
  • Nerdy/geeky
  • Passionate
  • Noticeably progressive
  • Strong personality
  • Physically affectionate
  • Wears glasses
  • Tall(er than me)

What's in my backpack

  • Notebook
  • Smaller notebook
  • Crossword magazine
  • Pencilcase
  • 20 year old digital camera I never use
  • Wallet
  • Toiletry bag
  • 3 Elite boxes
  • Keys + stapler and scissor keychains
  • Antibacterial gel
  • SUBE card
  • Mint flavor knock-off EOS lip balm
  • Tiny clasp to close off snacks

Favorite Flash browser games from my childhood

One of the first things I learned to do in a computer was make shortcuts to save games I liked, and in my mom's laptop and my dad's PC, I had a folder in the desktop named "Luciana" full of games, and some videos.

  • Club Penguin: Love of my life forever. I especially adored playing the PSA Missions and taking care of puffles. Still play it!
  • Winnie the Pooh Honey Harvest: Cannot get this one to load on Flashpoint :(
  • Mickey Mouse Clubhouse: Lucky You!: I played this with my dad :)
  • Princess Sophia, Jake and the Neverland Pirates, and Bunnytown interactive worlds on Disney Junior dot com
  • Watergirl and Fireboy: Played this with my cousin a lot :)
  • Doc McStuffins’s Time for Check Up
  • Like a Fashionista: Miss Bimbo reboot... Yes I played that at like 8 years old
  • Monster High Creeptastic Catacomb Adventures
  • Baby Hazel series: I loved playing mommy as a kid idk. I know some people found her super annoying but I thought she was adorable and I still do. I loved the one when she welcomes her little brother.
  • Mutant Fighting Cup: I played this while my grandpa watched, I don't know why, but it's a nice weird memory. It's about mutant dogs fighting.
  • Inkagames’ Saw Games: escape room point and clicks with fictional characters and celebrities being captured by Jigsaw (but without saw traps). The developer is Peruvian, many of the games feature latinamerican Youtubers lol
  • Original Party Hard: I could NEVER beat this crap but it was very fun
  • Happy Wheels
  • Transformice: the cringiest era of my life by far. Had a blast and also hated it. I was in a Spanish-speaking forum called Playing with Fire (Blackpink reference I didn’t catch then) and the girls in there were way older than me and talked about stuff I didn’t understand cause I was 9 and it kinda scared me. Anyway.
  • My Candy Love: I DID finish this piece of shit in 2026. Chose the Armin route. Kinda misogynistic, I kinda hate every guy in it but I love its general vibe and it’s very nostalgic for me. I love dating sims and as a lesbian I have very little options alright.
(And no, I never played any Papa’s games, I didn’t care for cooking games.)

Favorite Youtubers and my favorite videos by them